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  • ‘We fell out because I wrote about farts on the tour bus’

    ‘We fell out because I wrote about farts on the tour bus’


    Back in 2003 Franz Ferdinand leapt out of Glasgow College of Art to make being in a band look like the best thing in the world. From the frontman Alex Kapranos’s Roxy Music-meets-Kraftwerk fashion sense to the bassist Bob Hardy’s inability to play a note before joining the group, not to mention spiky, vibrant songs such as Darts of Pleasure and Take Me Out — “records that girls can dance to” according to their manifesto — it was all so fresh, so vibrant, so hopeful.

    Fast-forward 23 years and life has taken its toll. “I feel the fabric of existence come undone,” Kapranos bemoans on Audacious, the opening track of the band’s appropriately titled new album, The Human Fear. The music is as bright and bold as ever, albeit with a newly doomed romantic quality reminiscent of Scott Walker, but from addressing the daily grind on Build It Up to fretting about fretting on Everyday Dreamer, Franz Ferdinand do seem to have a lot of weight riding on their now middle-aged shoulders.

    “It wasn’t the plan,” says Kapranos, a well-preserved, short-haired 52-year-old, when I point this out to him. He’s in the Charlotte Street Hotel in London with Hardy, the two remaining original band members after the guitarist Nick McCarthy left in 2016 and the drummer Paul Thomson followed in 2021. “It was only afterwards that I realised, oh my God, every single song has the same essential fear,” he adds.

    On the album, The Doctor is about the fear of leaving an institution. Night or Day is about the fear of committing to a relationship. Tell Me I Should Stay is about the fear of saying goodbye to someone. And so it goes on, with a dissonance between the cheerful music saying one thing and the anxious lyrics saying another.

    Kapranos became a father last year, which made all his usual fears seem trivial — and easier to write about. “The songs simply come from me and Bob talking about the things on our minds. That is how we started: as an imaginary band. Most bands are made up of people who want to play guitar and be good musicians, but we had no desire for craft for craft’s sake.”

    At least Kapranos had ten years of experience of being in actual bands before Franz Ferdinand took off; Hardy had none whatsoever. “I never had the patience to learn a musical instrument so it was a steep learning curve for me,” says Hardy, who was yet to graduate from Glasgow School of Art when the music took off. “But the price of entry was learning to play the bass and even I could do that. All I knew is that in art school anything goes, so I brought that attitude to the band. You know, ‘Why don’t we project this film against the stage?’”

    Kapranos and Hardy were working in the kitchen of Groucho St Judes, Glasgow’s outpost of the London private members’ club, when in 2000 they had the idea of forming a band to play at their friends’ parties. “Alex showed me how to play a song he had written called This Fire, which only had two chords, and then we met Nick and Paul,” Hardy recalls. “Our first gig was in a friends’ bedroom in 2002. Before I knew it we were recording our first album in Sweden.”

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    Before long Franz Ferdinand were a phenomenon, featured on the January 10, 2004, cover of the NME alongside the proclamation: “This band will change your life.” By then Kapranos was 31, and had come to the conclusion only a year or so earlier that it was never going to happen for him.

    “I remember reaching 27 and thinking, this is the age I’m meant to die. But I can’t, because I’m still not a rock star,” he says. “When we recorded our first single, Darts of Pleasure, I had to pull a sickie.”

    Right from the off, Franz Ferdinand’s sharply written pop songs with an underground edge made an impact. “In the early 2000s Britpop was over and it was all post-rock — long, meandering jams with no melody whatsoever,” Kapranos says. “And we liked the Everly Brothers. So, touched with a bit of Scottish contrariness, we aimed to do something completely different from everything that was happening.”

    Franz Ferdinand band portrait.

    The band in 2003, including the original members Paul Thomson and Nick McCarthy

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    Hardy, who left his native Bradford for Glasgow in 1999, remembers joining Franz Ferdinand and then not returning home for the next three years. “I had nothing to compare it to, so I thought, well, we’re good, so of course we’re playing to thousands of people each night all over the world. That’s what bands do, right?”

    “After so many years of rejection I said no to nothing,” Kapranos says of that time. “I wanted to talk about my songs, I wanted to play as many concerts as possible, and as a result we completely exhausted ourselves. I ended up living in a state of euphoria mixed with self-loathing, which is very unhealthy.”

    It led to some friction. In 2004 the band had a punch-up in Paris. McCarthy, the band’s natural extrovert, had a tendency to invite whoever he met that day to come backstage after the concert, which led to blazing rows between him and Kapranos. “He’s a good-hearted guy, but he always wanted to keep the party going. The real problem wasn’t Nick but the incorrigible people he kept bringing back.”

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    Even Kapranos and Hardy had a falling out around the release of their third album, Tonight: Franz Ferdinand (2009). “We decided to meet in Orkney to sort it out, simply because neither of us had been there before,” Kapranos says.

    Was that such a good idea? Surely a remote island like Orkney would be an excellent place to murder someone. “The cliffs! He just slipped!” Hardy gasps, imagining the scenario.

    The reason for the argument was comically trivial. In 2006 Kapranos was writing a food column for The Guardian and using it as a covert tour diary for the band. “I started one of the pieces with the line, ‘I wake up to the smell of my bandmates’ farts’,” Kapranos says, after a bit of to and fro between him and Hardy on whether he should recount the unfortunate incident at all. “Because what happens on a tour bus.”

    “The implication was that you don’t fart,” Hardy retorts, still sounding aggrieved after all these years.

    “You don’t smell your own farts,” Kapranos protests.

    “If a journalist on the tour bus had written it, you would have gone apoplectic.”

    “So basically Bob was pissed off that I told the world he farted. He hasn’t ever since, obviously.”

    Franz Ferdinand band photo.

    “I remember reaching 27 and thinking: this is the age I’m meant to die,” Kapranos says

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    Kapranos says the worst thing about being in a band with friends is that by spending so much time together on a tour bus, odorous emissions and all, you end up not talking to each other because you’re trying to preserve your independence. Hardy adds that constant drinking, which raises the highs and lowers the lows, doesn’t help. It all got too much for Thomson, who quit in a dramatic fashion: refusing to turn up to a tour rehearsal. Did he give a reason for leaving the band?

    “He had just bought a new coffee machine,” Hardy says. “He didn’t want to leave it.”

    “That and his cats and dogs,” Kapranos adds.

    Both say that the Franz Ferdinand trajectory follows a formula: they come off the road, go back to their lives, and make no plans to see each other again. Then Kapranos sends over a few songs and before they know it they’re in a kitchen, talking about what to do next. Where does Kapranos’s drive come from?”

    “Oh God, lie back on the couch and tell me about your mother,” says Kapranos, who spent his early years in Sunderland before moving with his Greek-British family to Glasgow when he was seven. “It was the usual shit. Alienation, isolation, a childhood retreat into the imagination to escape from an environment that was deeply unpleasant … It’s why singers tend to be introverted people. On stage, you amplify a small part of yourself to make up for the rest of you. And as the child of an immigrant you know where you’re from while also knowing you’re not from there, which is also odd.”

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    At least Kapranos has now got his life on a relatively even keel. As well as becoming a father, he’s married to the French singer Clara Luciani. “She has a totally different approach to me,” he says. “Before going on stage I want to talk to nobody for two hours because someone might say something that will get in my head, but if you go to her dressing room she’s got 15 hairdressers around her. It’s good to see a different way.”

    Despite its fretful tone, The Human Fear continues with Franz Ferdinand’s approach of never taking anything too seriously, least of all themselves. Take Me Out, their biggest hit, was partially inspired by the outrageously cheesy Eye of the Tiger by Survivor, while a song on the new album called Black Eyelashes references a style of Greek folk music called rebetiko. As Kapranos points out, guitar bands were unfashionable when Franz Ferdinand started out and they are unfashionable today, which is a good argument for carrying on regardless.

    “When we began, there was an assumption that we would not be played on the radio,” he concludes. “We never worried about that then and we don’t worry about it now. We did once stumble accidentally into fashion, which proved to be a disconcerting experience. Since then we’ve just got on with our own thing.”

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    Have you ever had a falling out with someone over something you never thought would cause a rift in your relationship? Well, that’s exactly what happened to me when I wrote about farts on the tour bus.

    It all started innocently enough – we were on a long tour bus ride, cramped together for hours on end. As the hours passed, the inevitable happened – someone let out a loud and smelly fart. Instead of ignoring it like a normal person, I decided to write about it in my journal. I thought it was funny and a harmless way to pass the time.

    Little did I know, one of my fellow passengers stumbled upon my journal and read my entry about the fart incident. They were not amused. In fact, they were downright offended. They couldn’t believe I would write about something so crude and embarrassing.

    And just like that, our friendship was strained. They couldn’t look at me the same way anymore, and I couldn’t understand why something so trivial would cause such a rift between us.

    So, let this be a lesson to all – be careful what you write about, especially when it comes to bodily functions on a tour bus. You never know who might stumble upon your words and take offense. And remember, some things are better left unsaid (or unwritten).

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  • Cody Gakpo’s Relationship: How They Met and Fell in Love

    Cody Gakpo’s Relationship: How They Met and Fell in Love


    Cody Gakpo, the talented Dutch footballer, has been making headlines not only for his skills on the field but also for his blossoming relationship with his girlfriend. Fans have been curious to know more about how they met and fell in love.

    Cody Gakpo’s love story began when he met his girlfriend, Sophia, at a mutual friend’s party. They instantly hit it off and soon realized they had a lot in common. Sophia, who works as a model, was drawn to Cody’s charm and sense of humor, while Cody was captivated by her beauty and intelligence.

    As their relationship blossomed, Cody and Sophia found themselves spending more and more time together. They enjoyed going on romantic dates, exploring new places, and supporting each other in their respective careers. Despite their busy schedules, they always made time for each other and prioritized their relationship.

    Their love story truly took off when Cody scored a crucial goal in a match and dedicated it to Sophia, showcasing his love and appreciation for her support. This gesture touched Sophia’s heart and solidified their bond even further.

    Cody and Sophia’s relationship is a perfect example of love at its finest – filled with trust, respect, and unwavering support for each other. They continue to inspire fans with their love story and serve as a reminder that true love knows no boundaries.

    As Cody Gakpo continues to excel in his football career, his girlfriend Sophia remains by his side, cheering him on every step of the way. Their love story serves as a testament to the power of love and the importance of having a supportive partner by your side.

    In conclusion, Cody Gakpo’s relationship with his girlfriend is a beautiful tale of love and companionship. Their journey together is filled with love, laughter, and unwavering support for each other. Fans can’t help but admire their love story and wish them nothing but happiness and success in their future together.


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  • Princess Ai  BLEEDING EDGE Tokyopop “Fell to Earth” 8 inch figure NIB New MOC

    Princess Ai BLEEDING EDGE Tokyopop “Fell to Earth” 8 inch figure NIB New MOC



    Princess Ai BLEEDING EDGE Tokyopop “Fell to Earth” 8 inch figure NIB New MOC

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    Are you a fan of Princess Ai? Well, we have a special treat for you – the Princess Ai BLEEDING EDGE Tokyopop “Fell to Earth” 8 inch figure is now available in new in box (NIB) condition! This highly collectible figure features Princess Ai in her iconic outfit, ready to take on the world with her fierce attitude and unique style.

    Whether you’re a longtime fan of Princess Ai or just discovering her for the first time, this figure is a must-have for any collector. Don’t miss out on the chance to add this rare and exclusive piece to your collection. Get it now before it’s gone!
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  • Princess Ai  BLEEDING EDGE Tokyopop “Fell to Earth” Figure 8″ Courtney Love

    Princess Ai BLEEDING EDGE Tokyopop “Fell to Earth” Figure 8″ Courtney Love



    Princess Ai BLEEDING EDGE Tokyopop “Fell to Earth” Figure 8″ Courtney Love

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    Princess Ai BLEEDING EDGE Tokyopop “Fell to Earth” Figure 8″ Courtney Love

    Attention all Princess Ai fans! Get ready to add the stunning Princess Ai figure to your collection. This 8″ figure from BLEEDING EDGE and Tokyopop features Princess Ai in her iconic “Fell to Earth” outfit, capturing her rebellious and mysterious essence.

    Designed by the one and only Courtney Love, this figure perfectly captures Princess Ai’s unique style and attitude. Whether you’re a die-hard fan or just starting to discover the world of Princess Ai, this figure is a must-have for any collector.

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  • TOKYOPOP BLEEDING EDGE PRINCESS AI DOLL Fell to Earth LMTD ED MANGA SNEAK PEEK

    TOKYOPOP BLEEDING EDGE PRINCESS AI DOLL Fell to Earth LMTD ED MANGA SNEAK PEEK



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    Attention manga fans! Get ready for an exclusive sneak peek at the limited edition TokyoPop Bleeding Edge Princess Ai Doll, inspired by the hit manga series. This stunning doll has just landed on Earth and is ready to enchant fans with her unique style and beauty.

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