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LeBron, Bronny James turn down chance to compete together at 2025 NBA All-Star Weekend, per report

There will be no on-court father-son moment between LeBron James and Bronny James at NBA All-Star Weekend this year. LeBron and Bronny were extended an invite to compete in the Skills Challenge, but the father-son Lakers pair declined, according to Chris Haynes. Bronny also received an invite to be one of the G League players to compete in the Rising Stars Challenge, to which he also turned down.

It’s unclear why the James duo declined to participate, but had they accepted they would’e been the first father-son duo to compete in the Skills Challenge, which is set to be part of All-Star Saturday Night festivities on Feb. 15.

LeBron has never competed in an event on All-Star Saturday Night, despite the many public pleas from fans and media members alike for him to participate in the dunk contest. He toyed with the idea early on in his career, most notably saying in 2009 that he was “preliminarily putting [his] name in the 2010 dunk contest.” That never happened, and in 2023 LeBron revealed that it was “never something [he] wanted to accomplish” in his career.

Not only will we presumably never see LeBron in the dunk contest, but with this declined invitation of the Skills Challenge, he’ll likely retire without us ever seeing him compete in any of the All-Star events on Saturday night.

For Bronny, it’s rather surprising that he wouldn’t take up the offer for at least the Rising Stars Challenge, especially given the revamped format could’ve given us a potential father-son matchup during the All-Star Game. The league announced a complete overhaul in how the All-Star Game will work, where the 24 All-Stars will be split into three, eight-player teams. They’ll play a mini tournament that will also feature the winning team from the Rising Stars Challenge.

Had Bronny been part of the winning Rising Stars team, and if LeBron’s All-Star team won as well, they could’ve faced off in a championship game. That would’ve certainly been must-watch television. Sadly, though, it appears as though we’ll be deprived of that entertainment.

LeBron and Bronny made NBA history by sharing the court together in the Lakers season opener against the Timberwolves in October, becoming the league’s first father-son duo to play together. Bronny, a second-round pick in last June’s NBA Draft, has played in 11 games for the Lakers so far this season, scoring four points while making just one of his 10 field-goal attempts. Bronny has averaged 14.7 points, 4.4 rebounds and 4.3 assists per game with the South Bay Lakers, the team’s G League affiliate.

LeBron James and his son, Bronny James, have reportedly turned down the chance to compete together at the 2025 NBA All-Star Weekend. According to sources, both father and son decided that they wanted to focus on their individual careers and not overshadow each other.

Despite the excitement and anticipation surrounding the potential matchup between the two basketball phenoms, LeBron and Bronny ultimately felt that it was best for them to continue pursuing their own paths in the NBA.

Fans may be disappointed by this news, but it is clear that both LeBron and Bronny have their sights set on achieving greatness in their own right. It will be interesting to see how their careers unfold in the years to come.

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January 24, 2025
Things to do in the Chattanooga area this weekend include Steve Martin and Martin Short comedy show, Cast Iron Cookware 101
If watching “Only Murders in the Building” doesn’t satisfy an itch for the duo dynamic of Steve Martin and Martin Short, then see them live at Memorial Auditorium on Thursday. For cast iron enthusiasts, New Echota State Historic Site is hosting a cookware demonstration, teaching attendees how to care for and use cast iron. Learn more about this weekend’s events in the following chronology.

ARTS

— Creative Arts Guild, 520 W. Waugh St., Dalton, continues two exhibitions. In Gallery Five20, there are works by abstract expressionist Roxanne Fulkerson. In Gallery One11, there are works by silversmith and jewelry artist Jeff Fulkerson. Gallery hours are 10 a.m.-7 p.m. Monday-Thursday, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Friday and by appointment Saturday-Sunday. Both exhibitions will run through Feb. 28. Learn more at creativeartsguild.org.

— In-Town Gallery, 26A Frazier Ave., continues its exhibition, “In the Open Air,” featuring plein air watercolors by Lora Miller. Gallery hours are 11 a.m.-6 p.m. Monday-Saturday and noon-5 p.m. Sunday. The exhibition will run through Jan. 31. Learn more at intowngallery.com.

— Association for Visual Arts, 30 Frazier Ave., continues its exhibition, “Keeping Tradition Alive,” featuring figurative works by Stan Townsend. Gallery hours are noon-5 p.m. Wednesday-Thursday, noon-6 p.m. Friday-Saturday and noon-5 p.m. Sunday. The exhibition will run through Feb. 21. Learn more at avarts.org.

— Liquidambar Art Gallery at Sequatchie Valley Institute, 1233 Cartwright Loop, Whitwell, is open to showcase ceramics, glass, metal ornaments, kaleidoscopes and paintings by local artists. All items are available for purchase. Visitors can also walk the forest nature trails while at the gallery. Gallery hours are 11 a.m.-4 p.m. CST on weekends, and other times are by appointment. Call 404-698-5444. Learn more at svionline.org or liquidambarsvi.wordpress.com.

— Southern Adventist University, 4881 Taylor Circle, Collegedale, will have an opening reception for its exhibition, “Making Marc,” at 6 p.m. Thursday in the John C. Williams Art Gallery on the second floor of Brock Hall on the university’s campus. “Making Marc” is a multimedia exhibition featuring works on paper, wood, ceramic, sculpture, sound and video by fine arts professor Marc Boyson. The exhibition will run through Feb. 21. Learn more at southern.edu/artgallery.

— Photographic Society of Chattanooga will conclude Friday its autumn/holiday show at the Gallery at Blackwell, 71 Eastgate Loop. Society members have their works on display and available for purchase. Gallery hours are 7:30 a.m.-5:30 p.m. Monday-Friday. Learn more at chattanoogaphoto.org.

— Institute of Contemporary Art, 752 Vine St., will have an artist talk at noon Friday for its exhibition, “Gospel of the Working Class,” featuring labor-intensive textile works by Tabitha Arnold. Gallery hours are 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Monday and Wednesday, 11 a.m.-7 p.m. Tuesday, Thursday and Friday and noon-5 p.m. Saturday. The exhibition will run through March 8. Learn more at icachatt.org.

— Hunter Museum of American Art, 10 Bluff View, in partnership with Reflection Riding, will host “Winter Birds and Cranes in Nature and Art” from 2-5 p.m. Saturday. The tour will explore artworks featuring winter animals and plants at the museum, and then attendees will reconvene at the Hiwassee Wildlife Refuge to observe and learn about the sandhill cranes that migrate to the area during the winter. Admission costs $20. Youth 17 and under get in free. Learn more at huntermuseum.org or reflectionriding.org.

   Staff photo by Abby White / Sandhill cranes fly toward their meeting point with other cranes in January. The Hunter Museum of American Art, in partnership with Reflection Riding, will host “Winter Birds and Cranes in Nature and Art” from 2-5 p.m. Saturday, first at the museum and then at the Hiwassee Wildlife Refuge.


— Performing Arts League will host its annual Sunday Showcase at 3 p.m. Sunday at the University of Tennessee at Chattanooga Fine Arts Center, 752 Vine St. The showcase features a variety of youth performers, displaying their talents in choral and instrumental music, dance, drama and musical theater. General admission tickets cost $10, and tickets for children 12 and under cost $5. Proceeds fund the league’s grant and scholarship programs. Learn more at palchattanooga.org.

COMEDY

— Steve Martin and Martin Short will perform at 8 p.m. Thursday at Memorial Auditorium, 399 McCallie Ave. Tickets cost $114-$271. Learn more at tivolichattanooga.com.

— Tom Green will perform at 7 p.m. Friday at The Signal, 21 Choo Choo Ave. Tickets cost $35-$45. Learn more at thesignaltn.com.

— The Chattery, 231 Broad St., will host an improv night at 7:30 p.m. Saturday. The show will feature performances by improvisers from across the Chattanooga area, curated by Improv Chattanooga. Tickets cost $15. This is an 18 and older event. Learn more at thechattery.org.

FILM

— Tennessee Aquarium IMAX 3D Theater, 201 Chestnut St., will have a special screening of “The Blue Angels 3D,” at 6 p.m. Thursday. The screening will feature guest speaker retired Capt. Greg Woolridge, an executive producer on the film and a 27-year naval aviation veteran. After the film, there will be an opportunity for the audience to ask Woolridge questions about his career and filmmaking techniques used for “The Blue Angels 3D.” General admission tickets cost $10. The film will screen through Feb. 27. Learn more at tnaqua.org/imax.

— Walker County African American Historical and Alumni Association will host a screening of “Let Us Tell Our Story: Black Resilience in Northwest Georgia” at 3 p.m. Saturday at the Walker County Civic Center, 10052 Highway 27, Rock Spring. The first part will focus on segregation in Walker and Chattooga counties. Tickets cost $10 in advance or $12 at the door. Learn more at eventbrite.com.

— Jewish Documentary Film Series will conclude with its final screening at 2 p.m. Sunday at the Jewish Cultural Center, 5461 North Terrace Road. The final film will be “Four Winters,” hosted in commemoration of International Holocaust Day. Tickets cost $12. There will be free popcorn and beverages. Learn more at jewishchattanooga.com.

MUSIC

— Songbirds, 206 W. Main St., will have three shows this weekend. At 8 p.m. Thursday, there will be Jazz Futures, blending performance with immersive education. Admission is free, and donations are accepted. At 7 p.m. Friday, Jason Lyles and the Legitimizers will perform. Tickets cost $12 in advance or $15 the day of show. At 7 p.m. Saturday, The Secret Sisters will perform. Only VIP tickets remain, at a cost of $50. Learn more at songbirdsfoundation.org.

— Barking Legs Theater, 1307 Dodds Ave., will host several shows this weekend. At 7:30 p.m. Friday, The One-Hit Wonders will perform. Tickets cost $10 in advance or $15 at the door. From 2-4 p.m. Sunday, there will be a jazz jam, featuring more experienced players with a designated band leader. Listeners are allowed with a suggested $5 cover at the door. At 6 p.m. Sunday, there will be The Velvet Chair Experience, featuring Karen Collins and Dexter Bell and Friends. This performance is a fundraiser to support Ron Elliott for Chattanooga City Council. Tickets cost $25 in advance or $30 at the door. Learn more at barkinglegs.org.

— Barrelhouse Ballroom, 1501 Long St., will have two shows this weekend. At 8 p.m. Friday, Jeremy Would Let Me Drown, a Pearl Jam, Alice in Chains and Soundgarden tribute, with Rock & Skate, will perform. Tickets cost $15 in advance or $20 the day of show. At 9 p.m. Saturday, All My Friends will present Wonky Willa Two Percent. Tickets cost $20 in advance or $25 the day of show. Learn more at barrelhouseballroom.com.

— Atmosphere, with Sage Francis and Mr. Dibbs, will perform at 8 p.m. Saturday at The Signal, 21 Choo Choo Ave. Tickets cost $35-$59.50. Learn more at thesignaltn.com.

OUT & ABOUT

— Winter Skating continues for the season from 3-8 p.m. Tuesdays-Sundays at Stable 41, 214 First St., Fort Oglethorpe. The seasonal skating rink uses Glice, a material that looks and feels like ice but is not weather-dependent. Admission costs $10. The rink will be open through Jan. 31. Learn more at fortogov. com/winter-skating.

— Ice on the Landing continues for the season from 3:30-9 p.m. Tuesdays-Thursdays, 3:30-11 p.m. Fridays, 10 a.m.-11 p.m. Saturdays and 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Sundays at First Horizon Pavilion, 1801 Reggie White Blvd. Regular admission costs $14 for adults and $12 for children 12 and under. The seasonal skating rink will be open through Feb. 2. Learn more at iceonthelanding.com.

— Collegedale Parks and Recreation will host “Disco to Death,” an interactive murder mystery where everyone will play a role, at 6 p.m. Friday at Collegedale City Hall, 4910 Swinyar Drive. Attendees are encouraged to wear their best disco attire for a chance to win a prize for best dressed. Registration costs $5. This is an 18 and older event. Learn more at collegedaleparksandrec.com.

— Lula Lake Land Trust, 5000 Lula Lake Road, Lookout Mountain, Ga., will have an open gate day from 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Saturday. Visitors will be able to view Lula Lake, the 110-foot Lula Falls and a bluff overlook. Cost is $16 per vehicle. A guided hike is also available for $40, which includes entry. Registration is required. Learn more at lulalake.org.

— The Chattery will host an introduction to longboarding class at 12:30 p.m. Saturday at Renaissance Park, 133 River St. The class will help those interested in learning how to build core strength and balance. Registration costs $25, and board rentals cost $10. Participants should bring their own helmets, which are required for this class. Learn more at thechattery.org.

— New Echota State Historic Site, 1211 Chatsworth Highway NE, Calhoun, will host Cast Iron Cookware 101 at 2 p.m. Saturday. Rangers will show attendees how to care for and use cast iron cookware. Attendees will also learn about the Cherokee culture and how their cooking techniques developed over time. Admission costs $6-$8. Learn more at gastateparks.org/newechota.

— Crabtree Farms, 1000 E. 30th St., will host “Solstice Sanctuary: Nurturing Heart and Hearth” at 6 p.m. Sunday. The gathering is a celebration of love, light and renewal in observance of Imbolc, marking the midway point between the winter solstice and spring equinox. There will be storytelling, a community feast, crafting and more. This event is for adults and mature teens. Registration costs $54. Learn more at crabtreefarms.org.

SPORTS

— Chattanooga Football Club will have a home game against Atlanta United at 3 p.m. Saturday at Finley Stadium, 1826 Reggie White Blvd. This is the third time in the club’s history that it has hosted Atlanta United. General admission tickets cost $25. Learn more at mlsnextpro.com/chattanoogafc.

   Staff photo by Patrick MacCoon / In 2023, members of the Chattanooga Football Club celebrate a game-tying goal by center back Anatolie Prepelita (97) in a home match against the Savannah Clovers. The club will have a home game against Atlanta United at 3 p.m. Saturday at Finley Stadium, 1826 Reggie White Blvd.


THEATER

— Artistic Civic Theatre, 907 Gaston St., Dalton, will present its production of William Shakespeare’s comedy “The Merry Wives of Windsor,” with shows at 7:30 p.m. Friday-Saturday and 2 p.m. Sunday. Tickets cost $14-$19. The production will run through Feb. 1. Learn more at artisticcivictheatre.com.

— Chattanooga Theatre Centre, 400 River St., will present its production of “Love/Sick,” with shows at 7:30 p.m. Friday-Saturday and 2:30 p.m. Sunday. The show is a collection of nine short plays, exploring the pain and joy of being in love. This show is recommended for ages 13 and older. Tickets cost $23, including fees. The production will run through Feb. 9. Learn more at theatrecentre.com.

— “Pretty Woman: The Musical,” the touring Broadway production, will have shows at 8 p.m. Friday, 2 and 8 p.m. Saturday and 1:30 and 7 p.m. Sunday at Memorial Auditorium, 399 McCallie Ave. The musical adapts the 1990 film, starring Julia Roberts and Richard Gere, for the stage. Tickets cost $55-$123. Learn more at tivolichattanooga.com.

Find more events, and add your own, at timesfreepress.com/cnevents.

Contact Sam Still at sstill@timesfreepress.com or 423-757-6579.

Looking for some fun activities to do in the Chattanooga area this weekend? Look no further!

First up, comedy legends Steve Martin and Martin Short will be performing at the Tivoli Theatre on Friday night. Known for their hilarious banter and wit, this dynamic duo is sure to have you laughing all night long. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see these two comedy icons in action.

If comedy isn’t your thing, why not expand your culinary skills with a Cast Iron Cookware 101 class on Saturday morning? Learn how to properly season and care for your cast iron cookware, as well as how to cook delicious meals using this versatile kitchen tool. Whether you’re a seasoned chef or just starting out in the kitchen, this class is sure to be both informative and fun.

So don’t let the weekend pass you by without taking advantage of these exciting events in the Chattanooga area. Grab your tickets now and get ready for a weekend filled with laughter and delicious food!

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January 23, 2025
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January 23, 2025
Killeen ISD promises to monitor forecast over weekend

On Friday afternoon, the school district said leaders will assess weather conditions over the weekend to determine if a closure or delay is necessary. Central Texans can reportedly expect an update from the district on Sunday and throughout the day Monday.

Currently, Killeen ISD said schools will be open as normal on Tuesday, Jan. 21.

Killeen ISD said keeping the safety and well-being of students and staff is most important when determining weather-related closures or delays.

The school district promises to notify families and staff as early as possible through official channels, including via phone, text or email, mobile app, district social media and local media outlets.

With severe weather expected to impact the Central Texas area this weekend, Killeen Independent School District (KISD) has announced that they will be closely monitoring the forecast to ensure the safety of students and staff.

In a statement released on Friday, KISD officials stated that they are working closely with local authorities and emergency management teams to stay updated on the evolving weather conditions. They have also assured the community that they will make any necessary decisions regarding school closures or delays in a timely manner.

Parents and guardians are encouraged to stay informed by checking the KISD website and social media channels for updates throughout the weekend. The safety of students and staff is the district’s top priority, and they are taking all necessary precautions to ensure that everyone remains safe during any severe weather events.

As the weekend progresses, KISD will continue to monitor the forecast and provide updates as needed. Stay tuned for more information and be sure to stay weather-aware during this potentially dangerous weather event.

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January 22, 2025
Brace for the Siberian Surge—arctic cold hits this weekend
Get ready, Oklahoma! Arctic Siberian air is on the way, bringing a brutal stretch of bitter cold that will have us feeling the effects for days.

This isn’t just your typical winter chill—this is Siberian cold, the kind of air that makes pipes burst, wind chills dangerous, and roads tricky with some light snow in the mix.

When Does It Arrive?

The first wave of cold air surges on Friday when north winds arrive around 6 p.m. to 7 p.m. into Saturday, sending temperatures plummeting. But that’s just the beginning. The second and even colder blast arrives Sunday, locking us into a deep freeze through at least Wednesday afternoon. That’s nearly 96 hours below freezing, a rare event for Oklahoma!

How Cold Are We Talking?

Saturday’s high barely reaches 33°F before the bottom completely drops out. By Sunday, temperatures struggle to climb out of the low 20s, with morning lows dipping into the single digits. And here’s the real kicker: wind chills will make it feel even colder—dangerously cold. By Monday morning, we’re looking at pipe-bursting temperatures, with some areas flirting with zero degrees.

For perspective, if you’re reading this from Minnesota, Iowa, or Ohio, this might sound like just another winter day. But for Oklahoma? This is a serious cold snap.

Will There Be Snow?

Yes, but it is not a significant winter storm. We expect flurries for Saturday as the moisture is looking less for any widespread snow. This will be a dry, powdery snow—think powdered sugar, not the good, wet snowman-building kind. Snow totals look light, about an inch in the Metro and possibly 1-3 inches farther west into the Panhandle.

While this won’t be a blizzard, travel issues are still likely due to blowing snow and icy patches, especially early next week.

Monday’s snow is still looking iffy, from nothing to a couple of inches of snow.

How to Prepare
1. Bundle up! With wind chills near zero, frostbite can happen quickly.
2. Protect your pipes. Let faucets drip and wrap exposed pipes before Monday morning.
3. Check on pets & neighbors. If it’s too cold for you, it’s too cold for them.
4. Be ready for slick roads. Even a light dusting of snow can cause travel headaches.
Looking Ahead

This Siberian surge isn’t just hitting Oklahoma—it’s plunging deep into the U.S., bringing rare freezes as far south as Florida. So yes, we’re all in this together.

Enjoy the 50s and 60s while you can because come Friday evening, it’s all downhill from there. Stay warm, stay safe, and stay tuned for updates as the Arctic air settles in!
Get ready to bundle up, because a blast of frigid arctic air is set to sweep across the country this weekend. Dubbed the “Siberian Surge,” this cold front is expected to bring temperatures plunging well below freezing in many areas.

From the Midwest to the Northeast, residents are being advised to prepare for icy conditions and dangerously cold wind chills. Make sure to stock up on essentials like extra blankets, gloves, and hats, and check on elderly or vulnerable neighbors to ensure they stay warm.

Whether you’re planning to hunker down at home or venture out into the winter wonderland, be sure to dress in layers and limit your time outdoors to avoid frostbite and hypothermia. Stay safe and stay warm, everyone! #SiberianSurge #ArcticBlast #BundleUp

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January 21, 2025
Weekend Update Went Completely Off the Rails Last Night
For most of Saturday Night Live’s history, Weekend Update has been a reliable, mid-show crowd pleaser. The Colin Jost/Michael Che version is no different. While the jokes can be obvious or uninspired on their worst weeks, viewers can usually count on their version of the fake news to deliver a few topical laughs. But host Dave Chappelle must have dropped something funny in Jost and Che’s iced tea last night as the two comics delivered the tipsiest, most manic segment of the season.

And yes, that’s a good thing.

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The Studio 8H audience helped, whooping like it had been sniffing glue before the jokes even started. The segment got off to a solid start, with Jost cracking that Donald Trump’s official inaugural portrait “was lit, I assume, by hell opening up.”

Che upped the ante with his inauguration joke: “Donald Trump’s inauguration ceremony has been moved inside the Capitol building. Hey, just like last time!”

The gloves are coming off? Fine by Jost, who fired an off-color joke in Facebook’s direction. “Meta CEO and Puerto Rican gigolo Mark Zuckerberg flew down to Mar-a-Lago to meet with Donald Trump. And boy, are his knees tired.”

“Trump’s inauguration day falls on Martin Luther King Day,” countered Che. “And if Dr. King were alive today, I bet Trump would walk right up to him and say, ‘Oh snap, it’s Ben Carson.’”

All solid punchlines, maybe a little edgier than usual. But let’s see if the guys can push it even further. Here’s Jost: “Robert F Kennedy, Jr., Trump’s nominee to lead the nation’s health agencies, will have his Senate confirmation hearing next week. RFK has been preparing for the hearings by setting his tanning bed to Tropic Thunder.”

Blackface jokes not tasteless enough for you? How about Jost attempting to defend A.I. child pornography in a new segment called “Hear Me Out”?

“A Pulitzer Prize-winning cartoonist was the first person to be arrested according to the new California law prohibiting the possession of A.I.-generated child porn. Which brings me to my new segment, Hear Me Out.”

“Whoa,” managed a cackling Che.

“Hear me out!” insisted Jost. “Isn’t A.I.-generated child porn the best possible solution for pedophiles? They aren’t real kids. It’s just fake kids that are generated by scanning thousands of real… Okay, now I see the problem.”

A loopy Michael Longfellow scored as he pleaded for TikTok’s survival (“You know who else was from China? That’s right, Jesus Christ”):

Before Sarah Sherman threw herself off the top rope as the original Nosferatu. “Wow, it’s much smaller than I imagined,” croaked the vampire, wiggling hyperextended, clawed fingers.

“Yes, people are always saying that about the studio,” replied Jost.

“Not the studio. Your penis, Colin! You just keep it out like that during Update?”

In other words, Nosferatu became another vehicle for Sherman to torture Jost. As always, she was relentless. “I want to suck your veiny neck!”

“Okay,” countered Jost. “Please do not touch me with your cold, slimy fingers.”

“Said your former assistant!” shouted Nosferatu, striking a classic horror pose.

If Jost wouldn’t give up the blood, the thirsty vampire concluded that it was time to visit his favorite SNL cast member: Sarah Sherman. After all, “she’s been on her period for three years straight.”

“Well, you know what I always say,” replied Jost, reading a line that Sherman clearly wrote to mortify him. “If there’s blood on the field, play ball.”

Go to bed, Weekend Update — you’re drunk. And here’s hoping you stay that way for the reason of Season 50.

Last night’s episode of Weekend Update took a wild turn as the hosts, Colin Jost and Michael Che, went completely off the rails. What started as the usual snarky commentary on the week’s news quickly devolved into chaos.

Jost started things off by making a series of increasingly bizarre jokes, while Che couldn’t stop laughing at his co-host’s antics. The audience was in stitches as the two comedians struggled to regain their composure.

Things took a turn for the worse when a technical glitch caused the graphics to go haywire, displaying random images and text on screen. Jost and Che tried to soldier on, but the chaos only escalated as they attempted to make sense of the chaos.

As the show spiraled out of control, the hosts eventually gave up trying to stick to the script and instead let loose, riffing on whatever came to mind. The result was a hilarious and unpredictable segment that left everyone in stitches.

Despite the chaos, Jost and Che managed to bring the show to a close with a mix of self-deprecating humor and genuine laughter. The unexpected detour may have thrown them off track, but it made for one of the most memorable episodes of Weekend Update in recent memory.

Tune in next week to see if Jost and Che can keep it together, or if they’ll once again go completely off the rails.

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January 21, 2025
‘SNL’ Weekend Update Rips Mark Zuckerberg Cozying Up to Trump

The Meta CEO “flew down to Mar-a-Lago to meet with Donald Trump, and boy are his knees tired,” Colin Jost jokes

Saturday Night Live‘s Weekend Update addressed several elements of the presidential transition process, including a new portrait of Donald Trump, figures like Mark Zuckerberg cozying up to the president-elect, and some of President Joe Biden’s final actions while in office.

“It’s the dawn of a new era,” co-anchor Colin Jost began. “Donald Trump released his official inaugural portrait, and the photo is lit, I assume, by hell opening up.”

“Trump is trying to look so hardcore in his photo, I’m surprised he didn’t add a parental advisory sticker and a durag,” he joked.

“And then Trump also released the official portrait of J.D. Vance,” he continued, as an anonymous gray avatar showed on screen.

Later, Jost addressed the ceasefire deal between Israel and Hamas. In other words, Jost said, the two parties “committed to their version of Dry January.”

“President Biden said that the Israel/Hamas cease-fire talks were one of the toughest negotiations he had ever experienced,” Jost continued. “The hardest part was convincing both sides that he was still the president.”

Michael Che then reacted to Biden naming Navy aircraft carriers after two of his predecessors: George W. Bush and Bill Clinton.

“The carrier will also honor Bill Clinton by being covered in seamen,” Che quipped.

As for Zuckerberg, who donated $1 million to Trump’s inaugural committee and made the Trump-friendly move of nixing fact-checking on Facebook and Instagram, Jost’s line was succinct:

“Meta CEO and Puerto Rican gigolo Mark Zuckerberg flew down to Mar-a-Lago to meet with Donald Trump, and boy are his knees tired.”

This past weekend, Saturday Night Live’s Weekend Update segment took aim at Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg for cozying up to President Donald Trump.

During the segment, co-anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che mocked Zuckerberg for recently hosting a secret dinner with Trump at the White House. Jost joked, “It’s like when the villain meets the other villain.”

Che added, “Zuckerberg is just trying to get on Trump’s good side so he can keep spreading fake news on Facebook. It’s like when a rat sees a piece of cheese and says, ‘I can work with this guy.’”

The segment went on to criticize Zuckerberg for refusing to fact-check political ads on Facebook, despite widespread criticism and calls for change. Jost quipped, “It’s like if the head of the FDA said, ‘You know what, let’s just let the rats test the new drugs.’”

Overall, SNL’s Weekend Update segment didn’t hold back in its criticism of Zuckerberg’s actions and his relationship with Trump. The segment served as a reminder of the importance of holding powerful figures accountable, even in the world of tech and social media.

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January 21, 2025
Gorgeous MLK Day weekend continues in the Valley

PHOENIX — It has been a gorgeous MLK Day weekend in the Valley!

Our clear and sunny skies will continue Monday with highs in the mid-60s. Meanwhile, the wind will remain calm for the Valley but will start picking up late Monday into Tuesday.

Morning temperatres will still be chilly as overnight lows drop into the upper 30s to low 40s across the Valley.

Winds are set to pick up across northern and western Arizona Monday and Tuesday. This is due to a storm system passing to our northeast.

A Wind Advisory will go into effect at 9 a.m. MST Monday for areas along the Colorado River. This includes Lake Havasu City and Bullhead City. Winds will gust up to 45 mph. The advisory will expire at 7 p.m. MST on Tuesday.

As that storm system passes to our northeast early next week, it will reinforce cool air across the state through midweek. Expect the high country to see morning lows widely drop into the single digits and some areas below zero.

With winds remaining breezy Monday and Tuesday, we will contend with some wind chill issues in the high country, make sure to stay bundled up even in the afternoon as wind chills will be in the teens in the high country. By Tuesday morning many areas will wake up to wind chills well below zero.

As our forecast stays dry, Phoenix will continue adding days to the current dry streak.

Sunday marked the 150th day in a row without measurable rain at Phoenix Sky Harbor. That’s the second-longest dry streak on record! The all-time record, set in 1972, is 160 days in a row without measurable rain and that may be in jeopardy in the weeks ahead.

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2025 Sky Harbor Official Rainfall to date: 0.00″ (-0.57″ from average)
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2024 Sky Harbor Official Rainfall to date: 4.54″ (-2.68″ from average)

Monsoon 2024 Sky Harbor Official Rainfall: 0.74″ (-1.69″ from average)

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Daily rainfall reports from all across the Valley can be found here.
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PHOENIX IS GETTING DRIER – LOWER RAINFALL AVERAGES NOW

Average Monsoon Rainfall in Phoenix (1981-2010): 2.71″ of rain

NEW Average Monsoon Rainfall in Phoenix (1991-2020): 2.43″ of rain

Average Yearly Rainfall in Phoenix (1981-2010): 8:03″ of rain

NEW Average Yearly Rainfall in Phoenix (1991-2020): 7.22″ of rain
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As we wrap up the long MLK Day weekend, the weather has been absolutely stunning here in the Valley. With clear blue skies, warm temperatures, and a gentle breeze, it’s the perfect time to get outside and enjoy all that our beautiful surroundings have to offer.

Whether you’re hitting the hiking trails in the nearby mountains, picnicking in a local park, or simply taking a leisurely stroll through your neighborhood, the weather couldn’t be more perfect for outdoor activities.

As we reflect on the legacy of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. and the progress we’ve made as a society, let’s also take the time to appreciate the natural beauty that surrounds us and the opportunities we have to enjoy it.

So grab your sunglasses, lather on some sunscreen, and make the most of this gorgeous MLK Day weekend in the Valley. Whether you’re spending time with loved ones, exploring new places, or simply soaking up the sun, make it a weekend to remember.

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January 21, 2025
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January 20, 2025
Inauguration weekend: Barack Obama goes solo at private dinner amid Michelle Obama divorce rumours
All the while Barack Obama and Michelle Obama have been plagued by divorce rumours, the former US president was seen alone at a Saturday night inauguration weekend celebration in Washington, D.C.

Barack Obama was spotted at Stephen Starr’s Osteria Mozza in Georgetown, Washington D.C. this weekend ahead of Trump’s inauguration on January 20, 2025. (Instagram: Stephen Starr / Jessica Sidman)

The dinner party was held at A-list restaurateur Stephen Starr’s Osteria Mozza in Georgetown, which the former first lady skipped just like her pre-announced absence at Donald Trump’s inauguration on Monday.

Barack Obama at private Washington DC dinner party without Michelle Obama

Sources claimed that Mr Obama’s attendance at the restaurant sent others in utter disbelief as walked upstairs for the dinner party, per Page Six’s Sunday report. While he is believed to have kept things jovial, “he didn’t stop and take photos with people.” Contrary to that claim, Obama did, in fact, make an exception to click a snap alongside Stephen Starr, as validated by his Instagram Story update.

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Barack Obama still had company

Jessica Sidman, a food editor for the Washington Post, also corroborated the report, sharing visual proof on social media. “Obama dined in a private room at @osteriamozzadc tonight. Tipsters say fellow diners applauded when he walked in the side entrance with Secret Service,” she wrote on her IG Stories with a distant picture of the man himself posing for a picture with an intimate group.

Though sans Michelle Obama, the ex-prez wasn’t necessarily left to his solitude at the soiree. President Joe Biden’s White House Chief of Staff, Jeff Zients, arrived shortly after he did, keeping him company.

Although the Obamas have been already caught in weeks-long speculations that all may not be well in marriage paradise, Barack attempted to quell that online fire by posting a tribute to the “love of my life” on her 61st birthday on Friday.

Also read | Donald Trump dances with village people at DC victory rally before inauguration: Watch

Despite her absence at the Inauguration weekend party, Michelle shares her own history with Starr’s restaurant. Back in November, when the Georgetown establishment had merely opened weeks ago, she hosted a holiday dinner for her team. Per previous reports, she purportedly “christened” it as the “California-style Italian” eatery.

Why Michelle Obama is not attending Trump’s inauguration?

On Monday, Barack Obama will again step out without her for Trump’s swearing-in ceremony – also to be attended by Joe and Jill Biden, Bill and Hillary Clinton, and George W and Laura Bush. Earlier this month, the tabloid’s sources suggested that Michelle is sitting out the historic event because “She’s never been fake and she’s never been phony. She’s always been very deliberate about where and how she shows up.”

Inauguration weekend: Barack Obama goes solo at private dinner amid Michelle Obama divorce rumours

As the nation eagerly awaited the inauguration of President-elect Joe Biden, all eyes were on former President Barack Obama as he made a rare public appearance without his wife, Michelle Obama. Speculation about the couple’s marriage has been swirling for months, with tabloids and gossip columns fueling rumors of a potential divorce.

Despite the swirling rumors, Barack Obama seemed unfazed as he attended a private dinner in Washington, D.C., surrounded by close friends and allies. The former president appeared in good spirits, laughing and chatting with guests as he enjoyed a delicious meal in the intimate setting.

While Michelle Obama was notably absent from the dinner, sources close to the couple insist that there is no truth to the divorce rumors. The Obamas have been married for over 28 years and have weathered many storms together, including the pressures of public life and the challenges of raising two daughters in the spotlight.

As Barack Obama moves forward into this new chapter of his life, it is clear that he remains committed to his values and his vision for a better future for all Americans. And as for the rumors of a divorce? Only time will tell if they hold any truth.

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January 20, 2025

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